搶劫武器Rob with Correct Weapons

曾铮

If you ever want to rob, make sure you use the correct weapons. Initially I robbed with a knife, and got 5 years in jail. Later on I used a gun; and got 10 years. Then I raised a hammer and a sickle...And my 15 years before was now counted as the party standing!

拿什么武器抢劫是一门大学问，开始我用刀，坐了五年牢，出来后，我用枪，被判了十年。后来，我举起了镰刀和斧子……前面15年就算党龄了！

(中文是網上抄的，英文是我翻譯的。）