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[color="DarkRed"]How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
如何辨別蒼蠅的性別
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
話說老婆走進廚房時，發現她老公拿著蒼蠅拍四處遊走
"What are you doing?" She asked.
這位女士就問：「你到底再做什麼？」
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
老公說：「當然是打蒼蠅囉！」
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
老婆就問：「有沒有什麼收穫啊！」
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
老公說：「我打到了三隻公的，兩隻母的」
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
老婆有點不可置信的說：「你怎麼辨別他們的性別」
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
老公就說：「我打死的蒼蠅有三隻在啤酒灌上，二隻在電話上」 :big_smile: | 
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发表于 2009-6-29 11:13:11
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