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发表于 2007-9-2 12:37:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<P><FONT size=3>&nbsp;1.央视某节目</FONT><A class=vLink1 id=vad_3 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 3,'');}" title="百事 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3845&amp;site_id=6235007045035515&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//www.pepsi.com.cn/&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u4E92%u52A8&amp;s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&amp;rn=84950" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>互动</FONT></A><FONT size=3>时段,主持人笑眯眯地说:“</FONT><A class=vLink1 id=vad_2 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 2,'');}" title="Sony @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=299&amp;site_id=6235007045035515&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//sonyericsson-ms.tom.com/k790c/index.htm&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u79FB%u52A8&amp;s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&amp;rn=972809" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>移动</FONT></A><FONT size=3>、联通的小</FONT><A class=vLink1 id=vad_7 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 7,'');}" title="广州本田 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3851&amp;site_id=6235007045035515&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//www.guangzhouhonda.com.cn&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u7528%u6237&amp;s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&amp;rn=721331" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>用户</FONT></A><FONT size=3>们请发送短信至……(应为‘移动、联通、小灵通的用户们’)”&nbsp;</FONT></P><FONT size=3>
<P><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2.播音员在</FONT><A class=vLink1 id=vad_6 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 6,'');}" title="TCL @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3846&amp;site_id=6235007045035515&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//www.tcl.com&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u65B0%u95FB&amp;s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&amp;rn=340261" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>新闻</FONT></A><FONT size=3>开播的时候,把“各位好,这里是中央电视台”说成“各位好,这里是遭殃电视台。”&nbsp;</FONT></P><FONT size=3>
<P><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 3.节目开始曲刚放完,第一条新闻还没播,播音员就对着屏幕说:“新闻报告完了,谢谢收看,再见”,于是导播疯了…… </P>
<P><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 4.节目快要播出完了,播音员说:“如果您对我们的节目和意见有什么看法……” </P>
<P><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 5.电话连线前,播音员说:“现在我们电线连话在</FONT><A class=vLink1 id=vad_8 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 8,'');}" title="hvsop&nbsp;1 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=804&amp;site_id=6235007045035515&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//ad.cn.doubleclick.net/clk%3B61052394%3B15015423%3Bu%3Fhttp%3A//www.hvsop.cn&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u73B0%u573A&amp;s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&amp;rn=272346" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>现场</FONT></A><FONT size=3>的记者。”&nbsp;</FONT></P><FONT size=3>
<P><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 6.主持人形容干警辛苦,说:“在打击车匪路霸的</FONT><A class=vLink1 id=vad_9 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 9,'');}" title="榕树下爱心 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3148&amp;site_id=6235007045035515&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//www.rongshuxia.com/channels/axxd/&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u884C%u52A8&amp;s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&amp;rn=803782" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>行动</FONT></A><FONT size=3>中,有他的身影;在拐卖妇女</FONT><A class=vLink1 id=vad_0 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 0,'');}" title="小儿脑瘫小儿常见病 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3616&amp;site_id=6235007045035515&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//www.renai.cn/baby/&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u513F%u7AE5&amp;s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&amp;rn=677176" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>儿童</FONT></A><FONT size=3>的行动中,有他的身影……”&nbsp;</FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=3><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 7.播音员在念新闻稿时念道:“据新华社消息,</FONT><A class=vLink1 id=vad_11 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 11,'');}" title="雅虎免费点歌频道 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3593&amp;site_id=6235007045035515&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//yahoo.37you.com&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u4ECA%u5929&amp;s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&amp;rn=601079" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>今天</FONT></A><FONT size=3>凌晨,伊拉克军队已经成功地切断了科威特的两条</FONT><A class=vLink1 id=vad_1 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 1,'');}" title="宝宝,那就是生活的希望 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3611&amp;site_id=6235007045035515&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//www.renai.cn/article/2007-07-28/14811839586408101.html&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u8F93%u5375&amp;s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&amp;rn=270398" target=_blank><FONT color=#0000ff size=3>输卵</FONT></A><FONT size=3>管道。”</FONT></P>
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