调侃：央视的播音口误，绝对经典！

闲聊天 · 发表于 2007-9-2 12:37:27

1.央视某节目<A class=vLink1 id=vad_3 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 3,'');}" title="百事 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3845&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//www.pepsi.com.cn/&v=0&k=%u4E92%u52A8&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&rn=84950" target=_blank>互动</A>时段，主持人笑眯眯地说：“<A class=vLink1 id=vad_2 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 2,'');}" title="Sony @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=299&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//sonyericsson-ms.tom.com/k790c/index.htm&v=0&k=%u79FB%u52A8&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&rn=972809" target=_blank>移动</A>、联通的小<A class=vLink1 id=vad_7 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 7,'');}" title="广州本田 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3851&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//www.guangzhouhonda.com.cn&v=0&k=%u7528%u6237&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&rn=721331" target=_blank>用户</A>们请发送短信至……(应为‘移动、联通、小灵通的用户们’)” 
     2.播音员在<A class=vLink1 id=vad_6 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 6,'');}" title="TCL @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3846&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//www.tcl.com&v=0&k=%u65B0%u95FB&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&rn=340261" target=_blank>新闻</A>开播的时候，把“各位好，这里是中央电视台”说成“各位好，这里是遭殃电视台。” 
     3.节目开始曲刚放完，第一条新闻还没播，播音员就对着屏幕说：“新闻报告完了，谢谢收看，再见”，于是导播疯了…… 
     4.节目快要播出完了，播音员说：“如果您对我们的节目和意见有什么看法……” 
     5.电话连线前，播音员说：“现在我们电线连话在<A class=vLink1 id=vad_8 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 8,'');}" title="hvsop 1 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=804&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//ad.cn.doubleclick.net/clk%3B61052394%3B15015423%3Bu%3Fhttp%3A//www.hvsop.cn&v=0&k=%u73B0%u573A&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&rn=272346" target=_blank>现场</A>的记者。” 
     6.主持人形容干警辛苦，说：“在打击车匪路霸的<A class=vLink1 id=vad_9 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 9,'');}" title="榕树下爱心 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3148&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//www.rongshuxia.com/channels/axxd/&v=0&k=%u884C%u52A8&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&rn=803782" target=_blank>行动</A>中，有他的身影；在拐卖妇女<A class=vLink1 id=vad_0 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 0,'');}" title="小儿脑瘫小儿常见病 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3616&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//www.renai.cn/baby/&v=0&k=%u513F%u7AE5&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&rn=677176" target=_blank>儿童</A>的行动中，有他的身影……” 
     7.播音员在念新闻稿时念道：“据新华社消息，<A class=vLink1 id=vad_11 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 11,'');}" title="雅虎免费点歌频道 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3593&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//yahoo.37you.com&v=0&k=%u4ECA%u5929&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&rn=601079" target=_blank>今天</A>凌晨，伊拉克军队已经成功地切断了科威特的两条<A class=vLink1 id=vad_1 onmouseover="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){this.title='';window.clearTimeout(hideTO);showTitle(event, this, 1,'');}" title="宝宝，那就是生活的希望 @Vogate.com" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em" onclick="" onmouseout="if(typeof(showTitle)!='undefined'){mouseIsOverLayer = false; mouseOverWhileLoad = false; hideTO = window.setTimeout('checkIfMouseOverLayer()',500);}" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=3611&site_id=6235007045035515&click=1&url=http%3A//www.renai.cn/article/2007-07-28/14811839586408101.html&v=0&k=%u8F93%u5375&s=http%3A//www.netsh.com/htmls/laugh/30304.html&rn=270398" target=_blank>输卵</A>管道。”

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