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newsman

　　1．we two who and who？ 　
　　　 　　　　 　
　　2．how are you ? how old are you？ 　
　　　　 　
　　3．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you 　
　　　 　
　　4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 　
　　 　
　　5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 　
　　　　　　　 　
　　6．you me you me 　
　　　　 　
　　7．You Give Me Stop!! 　
　　　　 　
　　8．know is know noknow is noknow 　
　　　　 　
　　9．WATCH SISTER 　
　
　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse``son can make hole!! 　
　
　　11．American Chinese not enough 　
　　　 　
　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 　
　
　　　　 　
　　13．heart flower angry open 　
　　 　
　　14．go past no mistake past 　
　　 　　　　 　
　　16．If you want money,I have no; 　
　　　　if you want life,I have one! 　
　　 　
　　17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 　
　　 　
　　18．you have two down son。 　
　　 　
　　19．as far as you go to die 　
　　 　
　　20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face