我是怎么来到这世界的？---一对父子的对话

angelika

How did I come into this world?
（我是怎么来到这世界的？）

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start   with...
周一早上....正在冲泡着浓郁的咖啡，一个有趣的对话发生了...

technical explanation.........
言谈间还引伸当前计算机用语作解说 .....

"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎么来到这世界的？」

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，儿子啊，总有一天我会让你知道的。」

"So why not today? Please!"
「拜托！为什么今天不行？」

"OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔细听着！」

"Mom and Dad met each othe! r in a cyber cafe.
「你妈和我在网咖相遇而认识，

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
并在网咖的洗手间你妈和我相互连结上了，

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那时你妈从我的记忆棒下载一些数据，

When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
当我完成上载时，我们发现我们没有使用防火墙，

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或删除都已为时太晚，

nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就这样，九个月以后我们被一个病毒所终结。