愛妻

zippy

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假。

While they were there, the wife passed away.
在渡假當中，他的妻子突然去世了。

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
葬儀社的人跟他說：您可以選擇花$5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家，或者花
$150把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shippedhome.
那人想了一會兒，就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉 。

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
spend only$150?"
葬儀社的人不解地問他說：為何您寧可花$5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉，而不願意將她葬
在這美好之地，而且花更少錢呢？

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days
later, he rose from the dead."
那人回答：很久以前，有一個人在這裡死了，埋在這裡，過了三天，他又復活了。

【聖經記述..耶穌死後第三天復活】
He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."

他繼續說著：我就是不想冒這個險.