记我家乡的几则趣对故事

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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">笔者家乡有一些地域文化和民俗特色，说来颇为有趣。今特录几则，以供这里的朋友们一哂。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一、婚嫁对联</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">笔者的家乡，地处都庞岭山脉之余脉之中。山清水秀，风景不俗。过去是一片林木苍苍、溪流潺潺的鱼米之乡。附近各村落，大部分为明末逃避满清兽兵野蛮屠杀之遗民。故对对联之风颇为浓郁。且一直传承到今天。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">但随着毛共汉奸殖民政权之建立，山岭土地充公，乱垦滥伐严重，森林植被遭到了亘古未有之严重破坏，水源枯萎。乡村中的人际关系，也变得紧张和大坏。已经很难找到那种田园诗般的美好图景了。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">虽经毛共之奴役统治，民风衰败，人心不古。奸佞当道，直道不容。但婚嫁对联之民俗，倒是保存了下来。每遇婚嫁大事，男方迎亲时，一般会出一副对联的上联，贴在轿上或车上。再由女方对上，配成一副完整的对联，也回贴在轿上或车上，才送女过门。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">如果男方没有出这种对联去迎亲，就会被视为对女方乃至其村族的蔑视。那么迎亲之事就会受到女方村族的多方刁难。甚至因此闹得不可开交，只好另择吉日迎亲。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一刘姓村落去范姓村落迎亲。刘姓村人出的上联是：范狗赶山，山藤绊着范狗脚——嘀咁。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">上联巧妙地将范姓以“范狗”嵌入对联中，并用“嘀咁”这一拟声词，来描绘猎狗失足的窘态。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">范姓村人心知“范狗”一词是对范姓村人的侮辱，但碍于婚嫁喜事，不好公然发作，乃谋思一绝妙的下联，来作为报复。但经久久冥思苦想，仍苦无所得。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">后来一范姓村人获知，姑娘未来的家翁小名叫水牛。乃受到启发。将刘姓用“水牛”来比拟，终于拟出了一副绝妙的下联，以作为报复：水牛滚水，浑水盖过水牛头——啊噗。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">平时，秀才、举人、进士们相聚，往往喜欢以对联来相互考验对方的才思敏捷。一次，两秀才朋友相遇，甲秀才突然看到农人扯秧满手之后，用禾草捆上，乃顺口出上联曰：禾草捆秧父抱子。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这片上联，表面看来十分通俗，但暗藏隽深，急切之中难以对上。乙秀才乃声言要回去想想，择日对上。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">乙秀才久久冥思苦想而不可得。一日其妻子从山中采竹笋回来，是用竹篮装着。乙秀才乃受到启迪，脱口而出：竹篮提笋母怀胎。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一酸秀才喜欢对村人卖弄其文才，常常面有德色，满口子曰诗云，动辄之乎也者。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">该农人乃出一上联曰：我蓬哩隆咚打成谷，吱哩嗄啦挑到屋，嘁哩箜咚舂成米，叽哩爪啦熬成粥，嘶哩嚯咯吃个饱，再西哩呼噜睡个舒服。</SPAN></P>
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驅逐赤匪

哈哈,有趣．
嚴肅之餘，是該有點放松的作料才好．

荆楚

原帖由 <I>驅逐赤匪</I> 于 2007-11-5 20:38 发表 <A href="http://bbs.aboluowang.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=7299&amp;ptid=5124" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.aboluowang.com/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 哈哈,有趣．嚴肅之餘，是該有點放松的作料才好．

谢谢鼓励，原以为写这种文字，耗费精力，没有多大现实意义呢！