婚姻幽默------真是經典啊!

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[color="DarkRed"]    婚姻幽默------真是經典啊!
Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）

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    Wife: 'What are you doing?'
    妻：你在作什麼啊？
    Husband : Nothing.
    夫：沒作什麼。
    Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
    妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
    Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
    夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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    Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
    妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
    Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
    夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
    Wife : 'Yes or no.'
    妻：要或不要。
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    Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
    妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
    Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
    夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
    Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
    妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
    Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
    夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
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    Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
    女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
    Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
    男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
    Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
    女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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    Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
    子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。
    Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
    母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
    Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
    子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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    A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
    一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
    'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
    女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。

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    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
    女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。
    The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
    男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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    A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
    妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
    他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。

[color="Red"]此文章也有令人發笑的成分...:big_smile:

xiaohao

双语输入？有这样的软件吗？

p123456789

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zzzxxxooo

[color="Plum"]25個微笑喔...

p123456789

幽默極了

系統只能給我們25個表情符號

zippy

一位新婚的先生问他太太：如果我父亲没留下巨额财产给我，你会嫁给我吗？

女人温柔的答道：亲爱的，不管是谁留下财产给你，我都会嫁给你的:big_smile:

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妻：为什么你经常把我的照片放在你皮夹里？

夫：当问题发生时，不管有多困难，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。

妻：你看我对你有多么惊人的影响力啊！

夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我问自己，还有什么困难比这个来得大呢？

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