转贴：（英语）笑话一则

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A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.





After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology,





and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!”
All the people in the library looked ! at the girl in shock.





The guy whispered in her ears: "I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”