兒童英語笑話

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1. What do you want to eat?
I want to eat a teacher.
Oh, really? Tell me, what do you want to be?
I want to be an egg!


2.What is the weather like?
I like apples.

3.what do you want to be?
I want to be a pillow.(pilot)

4.Who is the tallest in your family?
The giraffe is the tallest in my family.

5.Tell me, what is a wildlife preserve?
America is a wildlife preserve. (So my coteacher is a rare animal.)

6.What will you do on your vacation?
I will play teacher Harold's X-BOX on my vacation.

Then, how long will you stay there?
I will stay there for the rest of my life.

7.How long haven't you seen preety girls?
I haven't been a preety girl for two years.(The student is a boy.)

8.What do you have?
I have two balls.

9.My ankle's name is George, my ant's name is Martha.

10.Astronauts eat dinner from tubs.


轉貼自：http://www.writerclub.com.tw/post/88/276

Bondgirl

小孩嘴里吐真言 :D